December 2011
Anonymous asked: What are you doing for new years?
tabbithron asked: what is your biggest dream? ask me sth too, please ;)
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
Losing more than one follower in the same day.
ningers:
Everyone’s making hilarious and memorable text posts.
And what am I doing?
What I hate about being a girl:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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epidem1c replied to your photo
He mad cause he got REJJJEECCCTTEDDD
Awwww yeeeeee he shoulda at least offered to buy dinner first or sumthin!
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am a dog
